take me to the water

As I leave the leaf's edge, I feel such joy and proudness within myself, my round and shining self. However, such happiness doesnt seem to last long. I start to feel a certain uneasiness without being conscious of it. I miss my friends who are still on the tree and I want to get back there with my kind again. And suddenly, "plop", i fell into a pool of my kind. There, I meet my friends that left me the other second. Looking up at the greening leafs, I pray hard with all my heart to be together again with my friends up there on the tree.

Gay shitters

I want to shit...to bullshit. Please, shit with me.

Edwin is, yes, a caterpillar. The strange thing is.

He hates caterpillars. It's like, hating himself. He turns away in disgust everytime he looks into the mirror. Poor, poor chap. :(

Bertrand, on the other hand, is gay. Gay, nowadays, has a different meaning.

Gay, in the 2000s, is lame.

So, Bert here is Lame!

The end.

P.s: Eugene is gay too.

P.P.S: By the way, Stanley, also known as the Gayest Man in the Entire Solar System to the flizzow, is the bestest best gay, gayer than all the above mention (that includes me :[). Too bad he's human. If not, the butterfly would've polenated him.

Okay that was lame.

The ennndddd.